Friday, 26 July 2013

TWO MEN IN OLDCASTLE










TWO MEN IN OLDCASTLE

As it happens, men like to have muscles. A father and son in Oldcastle decided to take steroids in order to boost their muscle-to-fat ratio. The two men took a dose of powder each day without reading the manual. After a while they discovered that their daily dosage was supposed to be used weekly. They have both now lost their testicles.

Monday, 22 July 2013

THE OUTSIDER




                                                                    










                                                                   The Inside-Out-Sider

Sunday, 21 July 2013

LET ME BE YOUR DINNER











                                     For My dinner,
                                     I am going to eat matches
                                     For Your desert,
                                     I will be a fire



Saturday, 20 July 2013

MY DEGREE





                         





                                               I will donate my art degrees to a charity.
                                           In this climate I will feel better as an amateur.


THE MASS PHONE CALL, 2007,1/1





                                                      







                                                        THE MASS PHONE CALL, 2007 1/1





Friday, 19 July 2013

THE HUHUMAN






                       The Sculpture


                                                          U
                                                          HU
                                                          MAN
                                                          HUMAN
                                                          HUHUMAN





                                                                     

Wednesday, 17 July 2013

THE ELECTIONS INSIDE ME




This poem is based on the re-written Bath Soak label. While having a bath I was thinking about the elections in America and the way I will one day tell my daughters about it. Obama was re-elected. I began to re-order the words of Bath Soak label and I suddenly felt they were reflecting on the current political situation in England (crises). Notes-Elswick is the social estate in Newcastle (UK) where I currently reside with my family. It was built in the 60s and it has been serving the working class people until now.

                                                                            8.11.2012

  AH,...OH,BAMA!!!!

No Eastern Spirit
No bath soak
No rejuvenating noblend,
Without an oriental lotus
No flower
No orange blossom

          -Elswick-

And AH,....OH,BAMA!


The Family Tree, Drawing, @2008, 1/1
(I made this drawing thinking whether I will be worried if I decide to have a mixed race child. I was scared of racism. Now that I have two daughters we are facing it).

Tuesday, 16 July 2013